Post details: OK, so they're not perfect. Who is?

01/28/07

OK, so they're not perfect. Who is?

An alarming bit of news from the Strib's Twins notes:

• Morneau and Mauer attended the Justin Timberlake concert at Xcel Energy Center. Mauer, impressed that Timberlake plays multiple instruments, gave the performance a thumbs up.

GULP. Ok...where do I even start? How about I just skip the part where I point out that Justin Timberlake sings like a girl, and has his dick in a box:

So I guess being an amazing baseball player doesn't mean you have amazing taste in music. That's cool. As long as you keep eating Jimmy John's and reprise your MVP- and batting title-winning seasons this year, I'll look past this isolated, albeit tragic, lapse in judgement. But try this again and I SWEAR I'll come and personally take batting practice with your MP3 player...Matthew Lecroy-style. Trust me, you don't want that.


Permalink . VivaRivas . 11:30:06 pm . 143 Words . Twins . Email . 842 views . 1 comment

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Comment from: Ringo [Visitor]
Okay, this I didn't expect. A little weird, but who cares. Joe and Justin can do whatever they want.
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