Post details: Do ya think I'm sexy
11/20/06
Do ya think I'm sexy
In honor of Alfonso Soriano signing an 8-year, $136 million contract with the Cubbies, I present to you a new feature called: "The only thing more obscene than Soriano's contract."
So, without further ado, the only thing more obscene than Alfonso Soriano's new contract is...Rod Stewart in a tankini, circa 1970s:

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Ok, ok, it was a full heave into the toilet.
(Photo from EW blog)
P.S. Happy Birthday, Johan! You won the Cy Young!
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Comment from: RK & WV [Visitor]
· http://www.pullingablyleven.blogspot.com
Holy crap, that is the most disgusting, beautiful thing I've ever seen.
But the most pressing question is, "Where in the world will Todd Walker play?" Because you know Soriano will play (a dreadful) 2B.
But the most pressing question is, "Where in the world will Todd Walker play?" Because you know Soriano will play (a dreadful) 2B.
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