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Laying in bed one night, a random thought came to my mind. If the Twins were a football team, what position would each player be the best at? Here's what I came up with:

QB: Joe Mauer. Duh.
WR: Catillo, Punto, Bartlett. Having a 3 WR system would make the most sense since all these guys are fast and have good hands.
TE: Redmond. He just looks like a TE, plus he can catch.
RB: Casilla. He's fast and can catch.
OL: Nathan, Rincon, Crain, Neshek, Gurrier. The OL needs to play as a unit, like the bullpen. I know it's a reach, but I ran out of fat guys.

NT: Boof Bonser. Again, not enough fat guys so, 3-4 defense.
DE: Silva, Reyes. These should be obvious.
OLB: Kubel, White.
MLB: Morneau, Nevin. They're all big guys who like to hit.
FS: Torii. It's the center field position of football, plus he likes to run over people.
SS: Cuddyer. He also seems like he wants to run over people.
CB: Tyner, Lew. They're fast and can cover a lot of ground.

Kicker: Johan
Punter: Liriano
Holder: Luis Rodriguez
Johan and Liriano are the kickers so they don't get hurt cause they're too valuable. Johan gets the field goals because he's clutch. L-Rod gets the token holder role.